dp

Nov 22, 2006 10:15 PM

i smashed my finger while closing my window.
its purple and about to fall off.

Nov 20, 2006 10:41 PM

oh can you make me a pop up card ive been wanting one of those for a while now

Nov 20, 2006 10:14 PM

please make me a thanks giving card,
confessing your affection for me.
it would make my life complete. as of now.
=]
yours is already almost done.

i wrote this today with kat.
for you- oh
dont mind the mindless spelling its human nature and who has the time to spell check. not i said the chicken.


ok go say some witty things sometimesi think that the world is prefabricated. like a quilt. like beer. king beer. perhaps
its more than a scandalous rasberry of hope. but more of the ones in your butthole that wont come out. like hards pebbles
they remain in place. coincidentally leading to things or someehting like michevious beahvavior like kat von d from miami
ink- the heavily tatood cave women look alike. a monster. i peered into my fridge today and noticed that there was a lack of
anti charlotte. im talking about sex and the city im talking about real women. im talking about a good time. continued-
its so easy a cave man can do it which is why my fridge and my elevator seem to be empty. in the grand scheme of things. ofourse. and so on. continued- with my butt. the mountain. shakiras mountain. im going to bold this MOUNTAINS OF HATE.
but primalrily i did enjoy our little eascapades today. even if you didnt fine a shirt or some free ice cream i staill had a good time ..
thus leading to the perfect score in my bedroom at aprox 5 o clock. and then girl. and then i woke up.

i just found out that jizzz whitens teeth

Nov 19, 2006 9:16 PM

well i have some good news.
i found our booth pictures it took me about 10 min of spacing out to realize where it actually was. on the rolly thing in my closet. thus leading it to get smashed - totaled.

=[

good news number2.
i found a headphone formy phone. meaning i can talk without hassle.
ahh technology!

i miss you,
i havnt talked to you all day.
i watched the royal tenenbaums and i now know the song you were singing.
i managed to track down their myspaace so if you interested in some fresh tunes listen to this
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=92922095
preferibly "these days"
..its concrete.
ok

im sorry but you make no sense.
esp becuase you were just going to allow dave (a strange man) to twist my nipples into a ball.

Nov 18, 2006 2:47 PM

today my dentist drilled my tongue.
meaning, i will not be able to kiss you.

half a cup of eggnog is an immediate 200 calories of pure fat.
im looking forward to the whole gallon tony just bought me!=]

Nov 15, 2006 11:30 PM

but nips are fun,
i like nips.
ima nip youre a nip
were all nips

Nov 15, 2006 6:21 PM

today i went shopping with alex b

and i ate in n out

and i wasnt even hungry

this is called gluttony

meaning im a glutton.

but hey

with 4 new pairs of pants im set for the winter.

me and you tomm.

whatcha think?

Nov 14, 2006 11:18 PM

im going to bed

if you want,

you can call me

orrrr

ill talk to you tomm.

im not trying to be manipulative here

ITS YOUR DECISISION

but didnt you want me to look cute?

i cant look cute if im climbing a mountain

i mean

what do you ware for that kinda event?


i hope you feel better

im sorry for getting you sick.

deep throating was prob. a bad idea.

Nov 13, 2006 10:52 PM

maybe cause im yummy.

jk

you wouldnt know

Nov 13, 2006 10:36 PM

i thhink i did too, dont go next to me anymore, the germs will travel.

Nov 12, 2006 1:44 PM

i dont feel like getting dressed or moving.

we can bake a cake or something fun like that.

Nov 12, 2006 1:30 PM

i hate life, i hate the manifest destiny.

i hate apple cinnamon chex mix with walnutts

they are too cinnamony they are packed with ttooo much flavor.

Nov 12, 2006 1:25 PM

i cant i cant i cant right now, uhm

ill get back to you when im done or something

i have no intentions of leaving my house today

im beat form last night.